year is 2392
child:mommy i can't sleep
mother:don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother:WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
that awkward moment when the moonwalking kid grew up to be this guy
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